You would think, by now, that most 'headsmack' scenarios have been done. I mean, seriously...how many stories have you heard where someone said something really dumb or offensive, while thinking to yourself - I'm really glad *I* didn't say that.
And then there are the classic scenarios. Like, you should know by now not to walk up to a woman and ask if she's pregnant unless you are POSITIVE she's pregnant.
If you didn't know that, consider yourself educated.
Or how about this one?
*sitting in Doctor's office*
Nurse Practitioner: Wow, I'm starving!
Me: Yea I'm pretty hungry too. I ran here right after going to the grocery store and didn't have time to grab lunch.
NP: Ugh - I hate going to the store when I'm hungry. I always wind up buying things I shouldn't be eating.
Me: Yea I totally understand. Right now I'm being really careful about what I eat, too, so I can get some of this weight off.
NP: Oh c'mon, you don't look that bad.
Wow. Thanks. I feel so much better now.