I'll let you decide which one of those applies here.
I'll tell you why you should buy one...because I know in your head you've already pegged who in your life should be wearing this. It's FATE, you guys.
And because the proceeds are going towards my sons future education. For any of you that don't know, in Philadelphia, you have to start saving up when a kid is born so they can get in to a decent school.
Forget a college fund, I'm starting a kindergarten fund.